Find Out What’s Holding Your Site Back — In Plain English.
A real website audit, written by a human (Adam or Karl), not generated by a tool. We tell you what’s actually broken, what’s underperforming, and what to do about it — with zero sales pressure.
Six Things Most Audit Tools Won’t Tell You
An automated tool spits out a Lighthouse score and calls it done. We actually look at your site — and tell you which problems matter, which ones are noise, and what the fix is worth.
Performance & Core Web Vitals
Real load times across desktop and mobile, with a breakdown of what’s slow and why — not just a score.
SEO Foundations
Technical SEO, meta tags, structured data, internal linking, and the on-page issues actually hurting your rankings.
Security & Maintenance
SSL, plugin/theme posture, exposed files, outdated software, and what would take to keep the site protected.
Mobile Experience
How your site behaves on real phones — tap targets, layout shifts, font legibility, and the friction killing mobile conversions.
Conversion Readiness
Are your CTAs in the right places? Are your forms a friction-fest? Is your homepage doing the work or just decorating?
Accessibility (ADA / WCAG)
WCAG-aligned check for color contrast, keyboard navigation, alt text, and the issues that get businesses sued.
Four Steps. Zero Sales Pitch.
Submit your URL, we do the work, you get a real report. If the math says you don’t need us, we’ll tell you that too.
Submit Your URL
Drop your website address in the form. Takes ten seconds.
We Review It
Adam or Karl personally goes through the site — the same way we would if you were already a client.
You Get a Report
Within 1 business day, you get a written audit with prioritized findings and recommended fixes.
Optional Walk-Through
Want to talk through the report on a 20-min call? Schedule one. Don’t want to? We won’t chase you.
A Real Document. With Real Recommendations.
Not a one-page PDF dump from a generic tool. Your audit report is written specifically for your site — ranked by impact, with each finding paired to a concrete next step.
- Overall site grade with a one-paragraph summary you can actually share with your team
- Per-category scores: performance, SEO, security, mobile, conversion, accessibility
- Top 5 issues by impact — what to fix first, why it matters, and roughly how long it’ll take
- Honest assessment: whether you should fix these in-house, hire someone else, or hire us
Common Questions
The honest answers people email us about before submitting. If your question isn’t here, just ask us.
Yes, it’s actually free. No credit card, no obligation, no auto-enroll into anything. We use the audit as a way to demonstrate the kind of detail you’d get if you worked with us. If we’re a good fit you might hire us. If we’re not, you walk away with a useful report. Either outcome is fine with us.
Within one business day. Submit on Tuesday morning, you’ll usually have the report by Wednesday morning. If we hit a particularly busy week we’ll email you to let you know — we don’t ghost.
Adam McGee or Karl Young personally. Not a junior, not an offshore subcontractor, not an AI tool stitching together a generic PDF. We’ve been building and optimizing WordPress sites for 19 years, and what you read is what one of us actually saw and wrote.
One follow-up email if there’s something we think we could help with — not a drip campaign, not a phone-call ambush. If you don’t reply, we don’t chase. The audit is the deliverable; what happens after is your call.
Then this isn’t the right tool for you, but the conversation still might be. Drop us a note here — tell us what you’re trying to do and we’ll point you in the right direction.
A linked Google Doc you can share with your team or a designer/developer, plus a one-paragraph summary in the email itself. Want a PDF instead? Reply to the email and we’ll send one over.
Ready when you are.
Drop your URL in. We’ll have a real audit in your inbox within one business day.
We’ll never ask for your password. Site logins are exchanged via a separate secure handoff if a deeper audit is a fit.
